This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:

That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.

He's a police n'officer

You need to mind your gassy salutions

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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.

Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.

If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!

Рак

157 цм

Смеђa

Остало

Никад нисам био/била у браку

Не

Нисам сигуран/сигурна

Остало

Мачка

Пуно радно време

Рачунари/Електроника

Who has these???

Увек је мирно

Да - једну или две

Штребер

Посматрач, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Чудан/чудна

Спортове, Музика, Игре, Глуварење по клубовима, Породица, Кување

Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Блеја, Спавање, Клубови/барови, Пиће, Концерт

whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.

to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава

Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна

Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Урнебесан/слепстик

Цртане филмове, Документарце, Спортове, ”Ријалити шоу” програме, Репризе програма

Акције, Комедије, Драме, Хороре

Звукови усисивача

Класике, Историјске, Смисао за хумор, Музика

[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Саосећајност, Новац, Домишљатост, Брижљивост

my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.