This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:

That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.

He's a police n'officer

You need to mind your gassy salutions

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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.

Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.

If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!

Rak

5' 2 (157 cm)

Brązowy

Inny

Nigdy Nie Wyszłam Za Mąż/ Nigdy Się Nie Ożeniłem

Nie

Nie Jestem Pewien

Inny

Pies

Pełen Etat

Informatyka/Elektronika

Who has these???

Wszystko Jest w Porządku

Tak - Jeden Lub Dwa

Komputerowiec

Obserwujący, Przyjacielski, Żartowniś, Dziwna

Sport, Muzyka, Gry, Chodzenie do Klubu/Baru, Rodzina, Gotowanie

Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy, Relaks, Spanie, Klub/Bar, Picie Alkoholu, Pójście Na Koncert

whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.

to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.

Przyjacielski, Ponury, Zabawny

Duchowy, Ale Nie Religijny

Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Zabawny, Slapstic

Kreskówki, Dokumentalne, Sport, Talk Show, Powtórki

Akcji, Komediowe, Dramatyczne, Horrory

Odgłosy Odkurzacza

Klasyczne, Historyczne, Poczucie Humoru, Muzyka

[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]

Inteligencja, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Empatia, Pieniądze, Dowcipny, Troskliwość

my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.