This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:

That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.

He's a police n'officer

You need to mind your gassy salutions

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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.

Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.

If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!

Câncer/Caranguejo

1.57 m

Marrons

Outra

Nunca Casado

Não

Não Tenho Certeza

Outra

Cachorro

Tempo Integral

Computadores / Eletrônicos

Who has these???

Tudo Está Calmo

Sim - Um ou Dois

Nerd

Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a, Estranha

Esportes, Música, Jogos, Balada em Boates e Botecos/ Sair à Noite para Discotecas e Bares, Família, Cozinhar

Sair Com Os Amigos, Experimentar Novas Coisas, Relaxar, Dormi, Bares / Clubes, Beber, Ir A Um Concerto

whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.

to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.

Amigável, Obscuro/a, Pateta

Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso

Seco / Sarcástico, Pateta, Palhaçada

Desenhos, Documentários, Esportes, Reality Shows, Reprises/Repetições

Ação, Comédia, Drama, Terror

Barulho de Aspirador de Pó

Clássicos, História, Humor, Música

[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]

Inteligência, Boa Aparência, Humor, Empatia, Dinheiro, Espirituoso/a, Consideração Pelos Outros

my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.