This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:

That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.

He's a police n'officer

You need to mind your gassy salutions

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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.

Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.

If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!

Рак

157 см

Коричневые

Другое

Не женат/не замужем

Нет

Не знаю

Другое

Собака

Полный рабочий день

Компьютеры/Электроника

Who has these???

Все очень спокойно

Да - один или два раза

Умник

Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Странное

Спорт, Музыка, Игры, Клубы/Бары, Семья, Приготовление еды

Тусовки с друзьями, Пробовать новое, Расслабление, Спать, Клубы / Бары, Выпить, Пойду на концерт

whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.

to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.

Сама дружелюбность, Со странностями, Немного "того"

Не поддерживаю религии

Сарказм, Немного "того", Фарс

Мультфильмы, Документальное кино, Спорт, Реалити-шоу, Записи

Экшн, Комедии, Драмы, Ужасы

Звуки пылесоса

Классика, История, Юмор, Музыка

[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Сопереживание, Деньги, Остроумие, Внимание

my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.