This part is always weird... writing it up makes this all seem so final and crucial.
Instead of linear statements which often are a representation of the best and the worst we have to offer, these are things I've said:

That is my ID, I weighed more then I do now... yes, that is scotch tape.

He's a police n'officer

You need to mind your gassy salutions

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Also, please don't contact me to tell me that you think my culture is "so interesting". I was born in Cali, so were my parents, so were their parents, so were their parents. On the flipside, don't contact me to call me a sell-out.

Basically, if you suffer from asianophelia or if you refer to anyone that's not Asian by their race and name, lean back or go away.

If you've made it this far, you're a shut-in, like me. So you'll understand why we can't be friends until I complete my manifesto. j/k :-) Thanks for reading!

Cancer

5' 2 (1.57 m)

Marrones

Otros

Nunca Casado

No

No estoy seguro

Otros

Perro

Tiempo Completo

Computadoras / Electrónica

Who has these???

Todo tranquilo

Si - Uno o dos

Ratón de Biblioteca

Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Extraña / Rarezas

Deportes, Música, Juegos, Clubes / Ir de bares, Familia, Cocinar

Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Relajarse, Dormir, Clubs / Bares, Beber, Ir a un Concierto

whatever is fun for us both, and doesn't end with a night in jail, bodily injury, or PTS disorder. I dont really think about things like that b/c who knows whom you will meet or where life may take you.

to avoid becoming an alcoholic, but this registration process makes me reach for the boozemahol.

Amistoso, Oscuro, Bobo

Espiritual pero no religioso

Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Payasadas

Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Deportes, Shows de Reality, Reposiciones

Acción, Comedia , Drama , Horror

El ruido de la aspiradora

Clásicos, Historia, Humor, Música

[dependent on happenstance ][independent of circumstance ]

Inteligencia, Buena Imagen, Humor, Empatía, Dinero, Ingenio, Detallista

my keys, my cell phone -- no, I'm not serious and I don't really look for specific qualities. I have no idea who makes marriage-material, nor do I know where it is purchased.