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Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.

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180 цм

Боје лешника

Белац/Белкиња

Сингл

Не

Да

Осмех

Смеђa

Немам кућне љубимце

Да

Докторат

Пуно радно време

Финансије/Трговина

Цимером/Цимерима

Пријатељи ми често долазе

Не

Да - у друштву

Кловн у разреду

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Занимљив(а), Волим да флертујем, Отворен/отоврена

Вежбање/Тренирање, Спортове, Филмове, Породица, Вечере, Путовања, Картање

Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Екстремни спортови, Концерт

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Кул, Блесав/блесава, Волим да флертујем

Остало

Паметан, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава

Драме, Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове, Спортове

Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Драме, Трилере

Вести, Пословне, Здравствене, Спортове

Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Вештине, Одважност, Спонтаност, Новац, Моћ, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост

I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!

Пријатељ на Интернету, Пријатељ, Састанак, Интима, Посвећеност