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Jeg taler | Engelsk |
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Jeg beskriver mig selv som | Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that! If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life. |
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Underskriv | Skytten |
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er | Atletisk |
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Min højde er | 180 cm |
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Mine øjne er | Nøddebrun |
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Min etnicitet er | Kaukasisk |
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Min civilstand er | Single |
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Jeg har børn | Nej |
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Jeg vil have børn | Ja |
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Mit bedste karaktertræk er | Smil |
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Mit hår er | Brun |
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Jeg har en eller flere af disse | Ingen kæledyr |
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Villig til at flytte | Ja |
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er | Universitetsgrad |
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Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er | Fuldtid |
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Mit speciale er | Finans / handel |
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Jeg bor | Med værelseskammerat(er) |
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Hjemme | Venner kommer ofte forbi |
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Jeg er ryger | Nej |
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Jeg drikker | Ja - til fester |
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg | Klassens klovn |
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Min sociale opførsel er | Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt |
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Mine interesser og hobbier er | Motion, Sport, Film, Familie, Spise til middag, Rejser, Kortspil |
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Min idé om at have det sjovt er | Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Ekstremsport, Tage til koncert |
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Mine venner beskriver mig som | Venlig, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt |
Synspunkter
Min religion er | Andet |
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Min form for humor er | Snu, Venlig, Fjollet |
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid | Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport |
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Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en | Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller |
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Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid | Nyheder, Business, Sundhed, Sport |
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Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er | Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends, Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues... |
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt? | Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Penge, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke |
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Hvad leder du efter? | I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day! |
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Hvilken type forhold leder du efter? | Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet |