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Jeg taler  
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som  
Where do I start? I guess I can start by telling you about the time I wrestled a Great White Shark with my bare hands! Yes, it's true!...I was 5 years old, and the shark was stuffed with cotton...but those are just details! ...Then at the age of 13 I trapped a Ferocious Grizzly Bear, caged it, and kept it as a pet. It was a heck of a fight, but no matter how many times I was ready to give up...I kept telling myself...Don't Quit! And, so...I fought the good fight, until I was victorious! Okay, so maybe it was a fluffy little kitten, but IT WAS FEROCIOUS! (Razor-Sharp Teeth and Monster Claws!)...and then when I was 26 I became a sit-down comedian... Writing joke scenarios on my dating profile, and such! It doesn't pay what it used to, but I'm hoping America's recent economic turn-around will change that!

If you haven't figured this out yet...I'm a fun, and spontaneous Smartass...it's not as bad as it sounds! lol. I Love Life and everything that comes with it. My favorite thing to do in life is laugh! I'm generally very witty, and feel corny jokes never seem to get old! I've been known to be pretty picky when dating. I'd like to meet someone who knows how to have fun! Someone Genuine! Someone with a Great Sense of Humor!...Someone who's not afraid to laugh out loud, knows a good joke or two, smiles more than she frowns, and appreciates the little things in life.
Underskriv  
Skytten

Udseende & Situation

Min kropstype er  
Atletisk
Min højde er  
180 cm
Mine øjne er  
Nøddebrun
Min etnicitet er  
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er  
Single
Jeg har børn  
Nej
Jeg vil have børn  
Ja
Mit bedste karaktertræk er  
Smil
Mit hår er  
Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse  
Ingen kæledyr
Villig til at flytte  
Ja

Status

Mit uddannelsesniveau er  
Universitetsgrad
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er  
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er  
Finans / handel
Jeg bor  
Med værelseskammerat(er)
Hjemme  
Venner kommer ofte forbi
Jeg er ryger  
Nej
Jeg drikker  
Ja - til fester

Personlighed

I gymnasiet var jeg  
Klassens klovn
Min sociale opførsel er  
Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende, Uadvendt
Mine interesser og hobbier er  
Motion, Sport, Film, Familie, Spise til middag, Rejser, Kortspil
Min idé om at have det sjovt er  
Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Ekstremsport, Tage til koncert
Mine venner beskriver mig som  
Venlig, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt

Synspunkter

Min religion er  
Andet
Min form for humor er  
Snu, Venlig, Fjollet

Smag

I tv ser jeg altid  
Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en  
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid  
Nyheder, Business, Sundhed, Sport
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er  
Working Out, Health and Fitness, Telling Jokes, Laughing, Sarcasm, The Beach, Traveling, Fishing, Scuba Diving, Sports - Playing AND Watching - Im a Monster FOOTBALL Fan!, BBQ's, SUSHI, Watching Movies, Rollerblading, Iceskating, Miniature Golf, Bowling, Concerts, Hanging with Friends,
Slow Dancing with Gorillas, Sliding on Wooden Floors Wearing Nothing but Socks and Underwear, and the List Continues...

Leder efter

Hvad finder du attraktivt?  
Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Penge, Magt, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?  
I surround myself with Good People who believe in things like Drive, Determination, Friendship, and Having Fun. If you are allergic to any of the ideals that I have just named, please seek Benadryl and then kindly remove yourself from my profile. Thank You, And Have a Great Day!
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?  
Internetven, Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet
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