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WWHHHOOOPPPEEE!!
Age 56 From Denver, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
How to describe me? I am non-defineable, for I am truelly unique. An abstract thinker, always ready with a quick and sometimes witty comeback or comment.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Other

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
"Supreme Leader" (manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Travel, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I really don't want to ruin the Surprise... DAAA!!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
...To be mellow and reserved... (I can't really tell you the things I have not done.)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Republican
My Goal In Life Is  
To be rich and retired. I tried to retire last year, but I was too lazy. So I went back to work occasionally. I went to my house on Padre Island, but it was SOOO damn Hot I never Left the house. So after a couple of months I came back to Denver, and work again. (I don't want to anymore)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Pop, Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read  
Computers, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Reference, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that is fun, or could be considered FUNNN, and anything that makes people Laugh, I think is FUNNN... but getting poked in the eye is NOT funn!!! Poking can be fun...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
A beautiful woman (inside and out) who will always laugh at my jokes! And likes to ... well I will tell you later...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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