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Maniacal evil laughs are my specialty
Age 39 From Kemah, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am not a normal person. I have been said to be strangely intellectual at times, but mostly I keep my mouth shut. I am a musician, writer (poems, songs, short stories), and an artist. I spend most of my time drawing or playing one of my guitars, the rest walking around charring my lungs. I have medium length, dark brown hair, brown and orange eyes(yes, orange rings around my pupils in certain moods), and average build for my height. I like Horror stories and movies, and fantasy novels (such as Merlin, dragons, vampires, faerie, and the like [Harry Potter Has it All]). I collect all types of knives and blades ranging fron 1 inch long to 4 feet long. I have the security to wear a kilt in public in true Scottish style (you know what I mean). I also have a talent for clothing design and have succesfully created (this means I sewed it too) a full 18th century ensemble (Black of course).
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Unemployed
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Cooking, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Selfish: Going to a movie of my choice, probably horror, fantasy, or comedy. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant, containing and followed by a conversation. Then drive her home as a coup finit.

Giving: I'd try to find out what she enjoys doing and surprise her with that. Then her choice on any further activities.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
BASE-Jumping off a skyscraper.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To Rise in the Navy Ranks and retire in the mountains with a wife and a few children.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Poetry, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sitting around playing my guitars or video games, or doing graphic design work on my computer

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I want to meet someone that I am able to talk to about anything for an indefinite amount of time. You're probably thinking to yourself, "Very simple...riiight...How in BLOODY BLUE BLAZES is that simple??!" I can't answer that; I simply...don't know. If you think you've figured it out, drop me an e-mail or an IM if I'm online. If you haven't figured it out, and just feel like talking, you know what to do.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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